love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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