You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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