I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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