I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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