he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
