I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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