sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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