I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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