This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Alive.
So much puke
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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