do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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