Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Can I color on your dick again?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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