You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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