I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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