Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
