Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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