Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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