We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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