im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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