do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
