Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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