ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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