Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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