How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.