just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess