Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
please come you make the beer taste better
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
What's dad's email?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?