omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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