I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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