She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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