She announced her abortion via fbk
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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