I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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