Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
This show inspires me to have sex in space
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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