I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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