Please, let me fuck your mom
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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