is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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