just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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