So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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