my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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