Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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