Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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