Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
this just has baby written all over it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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