hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I have post one night stand depression
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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