I hate all girls vehemently.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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