I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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