Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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