For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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