Christians are straight up FREAKS
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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