i just wanna soil my oats bro
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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