just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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