# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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