I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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