soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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