my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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