Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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