Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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