Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Sober January is a disaster.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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