lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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