He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
no more duck duck goose at the bar
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm sobbing to NWA
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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