Pappa wants mamma naked
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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